Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

About

Taken directly from my OKCupid! dating profile:

My Self-Summary

I’m an odd excuse for a human being, but so is William Shatner. It’s people like Reggie Watts and Sloane Crosley who make me want to step up my creative game. (Also games like Quidditch and Scrabble.)

I have a pretty good life, but I wouldn’t say no to a luckdragon.

I am zoinks! pop! sizzle!

What I’m doing with my life

Weather forecast: Consistent obscurity with inconsistent celebrity and a 100% chance of rain.

I’m really good at

Comedy, insomnia, crying.

The first things people usually notice about me

My left peg leg. Actually, both peg legs.

The six things I could never do without

A vegan, to poke harmless fun at. Plus four more vegans and a giant meatloaf.

On a typical Friday night I am

Losing, preparing to lose, or in the process of losing at Settlers of Catan.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I just never understood that ‘Footprints’ poem. How was there only one set?

You should message me if

You can’t dial 911.

And now I have a boyfriend. It’s that simple, ladies.

snottymcsnotterson {at} gmail [dot] com

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Written by sn0tteh

February 4, 2009 at 10:52 AM

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