Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Update On A Rock Star

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Obese T-Rex is the fake band I’m currently in. I need this fake fantasy.

I’ve recruited three similarly gifted fake musicians who will lead me to VH1 victory: Artosaurus is a well-known acoustic drummer; he’s been on the scene for years. My partner, J-Bot, plays a mean keytar; he’s got a minor in Hybrid Instruments from BYU. And Kayem Wai is classically-trained in the elusive holophoner; she’s one of five people in the world that have mastered this instrument. Me, I’m rocking the electric ukulanjo — it’s a ukulele with banjo twang and occasional feedback. I had a hard time choosing between the two, so J-Bot used his hybrid skills to hook me up.

The only single we’ve produced so far is ‘I Didn’t Hear Any Ooze,’ which is both upbeat and catatonic. While the title is technically good news, it’s also about zombies.

Being in a fake band is good for my fake confidence.


Written by sn0tteh

September 8, 2010 at 8:42 PM

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  1. Ukulanjo?! Can I download this crazy new sound from fake iTunes?

    PS: Don’t hate me. I own a banjolele.


    September 8, 2010 at 8:47 PM

  2. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Snotty McSnotterson, Snotty McSnotterson. Snotty McSnotterson said: New post up — Update On A Rock Star: […]

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