Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Everything Is Better With Cheese

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Got my swirl on

Despite this panicked tweet, I learned to swirl cheesecake like a champ. With little effort, my butter knife faked a believable left to quickly forge right through a turbulent ocean of molasses brownie batter, dodging chocolate chips to lead the progressive efforts toward brownie-cheesecake unification. Maybe my butter knife can unify the gays with equal rights or bring the hateful parties of this country’s government together, though I seriously doubt it. More likely it’ll lodge itself into the misguided heart of a wingnut Tea Partier on its own fiery volition, or into my throbbing frontal lobe for sweet, beautiful mercy.

The people in this country are becoming less recognizable as human to me. Perhaps they need cream cheese brownies. Like the title says, everything is better with cheese.


Written by sn0tteh

June 11, 2010 at 7:25 AM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Snotty McSnotterson, ittybittycrazy. ittybittycrazy said: RT @sn0tty: New post up — Everything Is Better With Cheese: […]

  2. Sweet zombie Jesus, that’s terrif!


    June 11, 2010 at 6:06 PM

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