Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Better Know A Commoner

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Everyone is interesting. I’ll attempt to have a dialogue with Joe Schmoe.

Interview Example:

A Q&A with the Esq, my favorite guinea pig. Questions will vary.

How are you ordinary?
Looks: white male of average height.

How are you extraordinary?
Everything else.

If you could saddle any animal and ride it around, what would it be?
Man.

What is one item on your Frivolous Purchase list?
Vacation – though I don’t consider that frivolous.

What is one item on your To Do In This Lifetime list?
Travel. Asia would be good; space would be better.

One of your guilty pleasures: I don’t tend to feel too guilty about my pleasures. Abba, maybe.

If you could interview anyone in the world, who would it be?
Socrates.

A word people don’t use enough: Splendiferous.

What kind of ruler would you be:
A benevolent dictator.

What do you dislike most in others? Narrow-mindedness.

The book title of your biography should be: Awesome

Recommend something to the swollen masses: Arrested Development.

Switch gears and ask me a question: What’s with all the questions?

**

To which I reply with double middle fingers and a nice big smooch.

So much more to come. Life is a weird grungy carousel that never stops.

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Written by sn0tteh

April 20, 2010 at 10:33 PM

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