Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Convo: Tampon Theft

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Snotty: (sigh) Great, I left the tampons in the car.

Esq: There should be a box in the bathroom cupboard.

Snotty: No, it’s empty.

Esq: Then it should probably be taken out and thrown away.

Snotty: But what if someone comes in looking to steal some tampons? They’ll be totally thwarted!

Esq: That’s perfect, except that someone is going to be you.

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Written by sn0tteh

February 1, 2010 at 4:13 PM

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