Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal


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I’m on Twitter and love Twitter, that’s abundantly clear – but there’s a handful of people who make me laugh every day, and they make up for all the fake social media gurus and marketing Twitter whorebots. Favorite example from yesterday:

Graham Linehan, writer of many things including The IT Crowd (not as Melrose Place as it sounds, it’s actually quite nerdy and over-the-top), tweeted these four gems which had me snorting all day:

Just found a porno search engine that also works as a Twitter client. Can’t see how anything would go wrong with that.

Superfast handjobs

Please ignore that last tweet

Now uninstalling

As per usual, I’m green with envy that someone else wrote this – but figured I wouldn’t ever look for a porn search engine-slash-Twitter client hybrid, being sans penis.


Written by sn0tteh

January 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM

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  1. That’s Freaking awesome but take care or you’ll sprain your envy on this guy. He also wrote Father Ted and Blackbooks. He is a giant genius! I have got to get on Twitter. What’s the membership dues and do I need a personal reference?


    January 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM

  2. I’ve been snorting for the past hour over this blog post. Nice.

    Carrie Gunn

    January 22, 2010 at 9:35 PM

  3. Hahahahaha 😀


    January 22, 2010 at 11:26 PM

  4. @Arthur Much like I told you last June, September, October, November, December, and now January: it’s $100 to join – make the check out to me and I’ll personally pass it along to the President of Membership over at Twitter Incorporated. We’re tight.


    January 22, 2010 at 11:34 PM

  5. @Carrie It will continue to make you chuckle when you least expect it. I said the word ‘superfast’ (with no connection to this) and just burst out laughing. In other news, my therapist thinks I’m crazy.


    January 22, 2010 at 11:36 PM

  6. @JadeEJF, I’m glad you stopped by. 🙂


    January 22, 2010 at 11:38 PM

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