Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Convo: Being the Law

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Discussing a current case of the Esq’s….

Snotty: Have you had to be a dick lawyer yet? I imagine you would, with that guy.

Esq: Not really. I know [the defendants] aren’t going to pay and are jerking me around. It’s up to me to say, “You get to move out on a day of your choosing, or I’m bringing the sheriff to your door, and he will kick it in.”

Snotty: Cool, really?

Esq: Well, this person is a trespasser – a squatter.

Snotty: Do you get to go? Like, do you actually go with the sheriff?

Esq: I don’t have to —

Snotty: –but can you? You should totally go, that would be awesome! You could stand on the lawn with your trenchcoat blowing behind you in the wind, with the sheriff on one side and papers held out in front of you —

Esq: –and I’d say, “THIS IS THE LAW.”

Snotty: Yes!

Esq: And they’d have to use a battering ram to break in the door —

Snotty: –and you’d be standing on it like a pirate while it swings back and forth!

Esq:  That would be pretty awesome.

Snotty: You’re so lucky. It must be fun being a lawyer.

Esq: Yeah, it’s fun kicking people out of their homes in the middle of winter.


Written by sn0tteh

January 16, 2010 at 3:40 PM

4 Responses

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  1. Haha! Sweet. I was imagining it to be all film noire, dark corners and slanted dim lights.

    I get to deal with evictions on a monthly basis. It’s almost as delightful as another monthly occurance.

    Carrie Gunn

    January 16, 2010 at 9:16 PM

  2. When all of this goes down, I must have video of it. Despite the end result, that would be AWESOME.

    Badass Geek

    January 17, 2010 at 6:29 AM

  3. @Carrie LOL – I was like, ‘Another monthly occ–oooooooh.’ I smart.


    January 17, 2010 at 9:28 AM

  4. @Badass Geek I’m pretty sure we’re going to buy a video cam just to record stuff like this. It’s imperative.


    January 17, 2010 at 9:54 AM

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