Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Breakfast Gruel, Redux

with 4 comments

Instructions:

Hashbrown patties.

Eggs, fried.

Cheese slices.

Place in a bowl, layering like so: hashbrown, cheese, egg, hashbrown, cheese, egg.

Sausage or bacon would be a nice addition.

Mash it up into a carbohydrate paste.

Salt + pepper.

If you’re smart, add gravy.

English muffin for sopping up remains, and also for feeling ‘classy.’

So you poop your brains out all over the state. It’s worth it.

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Written by sn0tteh

December 4, 2009 at 3:15 PM

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  1. This… doesn’t really sound all that appetizing to me. Well, it did, but before the mash it all up part.

    Badass Geek

    December 5, 2009 at 6:05 AM

  2. But that’s what makes it gruel!

    sn0tteh

    December 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM

  3. Remember to keep your pinky pointing up when you eat the english muffin. hee hee.

    matthew thompson

    December 5, 2009 at 4:38 PM

  4. Sounds wonderful! Unfortunately, I have this thing with eggs… day after I eat them, I’m comatose. Going out for brunch with friends sucks.
    Woe is me…

    ittybittycrazy

    December 6, 2009 at 7:41 PM


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