Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

[Something] Surprise

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I was thinking about things that are labeled with the word “surprise,” like Tuna Surprise!, or – I saw this at QFC once – Cranberry Surprise! The thing is, Tuna Surprise has tuna in it – no real surprise there – and the Cranberry Surprise looked like cranberries congealed in tuna, which is exactly what it was. Who knew that tuna worked overtime as a surprise double-agent?

Any word can be paired with the word Surprise! and work:

Beef Surprise
Noodle Surprise
Cheese Curd Surprise
Christmas Surprise
Pregnant Surprise
Gay Surprise
WAMU Surprise
Sexual Surprise
Ramen Surprise
Shinto Surprise
Amoral Surprise
Intestine Surprise
Martian Surprise
Commie Surprise
Antler Surprise

My favorite ones so far:  Gas Station Surprise! and Tampon Surprise! I mean, what in the world could be in that gas station? And what kind of surprise involves tampons?

Pretty sure our new band name is Commie Surprise, though. That owns.


Written by sn0tteh

October 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM

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  1. I would think a tampon surprise would be not knowing you ran out of tampons.


    October 12, 2009 at 11:33 AM

  2. I think this qualifies as a “tampon surprise”:

    Rob Keenan

    October 12, 2009 at 11:36 AM

  3. @Libby And I thought it would be something far sinister. More like, a guy goes downtown on a chick and SURPRISE!!!!


    October 12, 2009 at 11:44 AM

  4. @Rob Keenan THAT was DISGUSTING. And also delightful.


    October 12, 2009 at 11:46 AM

  5. My least favorite surprise?

    Diarrhea surprise.

    Badass Geek

    October 13, 2009 at 6:02 AM

  6. @Badass Geek Yeah, that’s the worst. And it never seems to happen when you’re at home, chilling in your pj’s, right next to the bathroom.


    October 13, 2009 at 8:50 AM

  7. My mom once made a gargantuan tuna surprise that Would. Not. Die. Somewhere around the third or fourth dinner in a row I said, “Ma, this tuna’s not much of a surprise anymore.” Yep, an asshole even at 8 years-old.


    October 13, 2009 at 11:24 AM

  8. @Mike More like… HONEST at 8 years old. And observant. And a little asshole-ish. 🙂


    October 17, 2009 at 9:25 AM

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