Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Convo: Fiery Crack

with 4 comments

After acupuncture yesterday…

Me: It kind of hurts when she sets my ass crack on fire.
Esq: Mmhmmm…
Me: I can’t believe I just said that legitimately.
Esq: I’m sure many people would enjoy the opportunity to utter such a phrase.
Me: David Sedaris, eat your heart out.


Written by sn0tteh

September 25, 2009 at 10:47 AM

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  1. I had acupuncture once. Maybe if they had done the ass crack thing I would have gone back…


    September 25, 2009 at 11:21 AM

  2. @Libby I’m a fan of everything except the ass crack burning. I can even handle having needles in there – that’s not a euphemism for ‘penis’ – but the burning. Oh, the burning.


    September 25, 2009 at 11:25 AM

  3. So wait, is that where they light a cotton ball on fire and walk away? What do you mean she SETS YOUR ASS CRACK ON FIRE?! Scary thoughts of hemmorhoids and lighter fluid are frolicking through my brain.

    Carrie Gunn

    September 27, 2009 at 10:28 PM

  4. She does the needles, then puts moxa over the point of entry, which is the spongy herb – she lights that with an incense stick, so it’s on fire for 1-2 seconds, and then she extinguishes it. It’s not like a full-on fire, it’s just a spark. But in your ass crack, it feels like fireworks. (That’s what she said.)


    September 28, 2009 at 7:47 AM

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