Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Relationship Update

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Sam Seaborn & Ainslee Hayes: more alter egos.

I'm holding the banana.

Setting the Record Straight:

Snotty: You’re an innie, right?

Esq: Yeah.

Snotty: ‘Cuz I don’t date no damn outies.

Esq: I see.

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Written by sn0tteh

July 9, 2009 at 12:14 PM

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  1. I’d sue whatever doctor gave my kid an outie. And then instill heavy shame in the kid about it. Just, gross.

    BreeSeliot

    July 9, 2009 at 1:40 PM

  2. @Bree Seriously. The outie scares me. I don’t know why. Maybe the extra skin is hiding a secret video cam or something, because that’s possible.

    sn0tteh

    July 9, 2009 at 1:46 PM

  3. When Allen secretly installed microphones in all of the phone jacks it made them be little outies. He said he was updating them to Cat5. True story.

    BreeSeliot

    July 9, 2009 at 1:48 PM

  4. I would’ve believed him if he’d said ‘Defcon-5.’

    sn0tteh

    July 9, 2009 at 2:46 PM

  5. Did he balk at the “planning our wedding” threat? Maybe you should try the Naked Persuasion next. That always works for me.

    Carrie

    July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

  6. Naked Persuasion always works for me, too. In the dark. I’m way better in braille.

    Breelentless

    July 10, 2009 at 11:53 AM


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