Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Convo: 4th of July

with 6 comments

In my hair.

In my hair.

Snotty: I still have artillery shells in my hair from the fireworks last night.

Esq: You mean little bits of freedom.

Joshy: (singing) FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *throws horns*

So that’s how our holiday went.

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Written by sn0tteh

July 7, 2009 at 4:33 PM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Wow. I actually teared up because I felt the democracy there.

    Libby

    July 7, 2009 at 7:47 PM

  2. my independence day was OK, considering i just became an american a few years ago and the fact that we had Chinese for dinner.
    I WANNA SEE U HIGH SNOOTY!!!!

    franco

    July 7, 2009 at 10:53 PM

  3. That is exactly what we felt on Fourth of July: democracy. Also, Red Stripe.

    sn0tteh

    July 7, 2009 at 11:32 PM

  4. Little bits of Paul McCartney.

    A conversation I FEEL you may enjoy:

    * squeaky firework *

    Oliver: “That one sounds like a wet fart.”

    Tommy “A FOOP!”

    Stranger: “What’s a foop?”

    Oliver: *pensive-thoughtful pause* “A fart with a re-fill”

    Me: *die*die*die*die*

    BreeSeliot

    July 8, 2009 at 10:45 AM

  5. @BreeSeliot Dude, Ollie is like the next Gandhi or something.

    sn0tteh

    July 8, 2009 at 11:33 AM

  6. Another gem:

    Me(after Tommy went all fun police on Ollie: Tommy, your mom jeans hiked a little high.

    Tommy:Oh, is my camel toe showing?

    Oliver: *walking away* I know what a camel toe is.

    Tommy: What is it?

    Oliver: *matteroffact* It’s a hoof.

    *drunken adult laugh track*

    Oliver’s obvious irritation at being smarter, and better than everyone he is surrounded by.

    BreeSeliot

    July 8, 2009 at 1:41 PM


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