Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Help Wanted

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Overrated line of the century.

Overrated line of the century.

I need feedback on what blog posts should be featured on a page of their own. That doesn’t mean you should go through the last year of posts (you should) or that you should edit them so they’re funnier, more thoughtful, or actually well-written (PLEASE DO). It just means that you read this blog for a reason, so if you’re all ‘There was that one post about Hitler that warmed the cockles of my heart,’ then get thee to this blog’s Search function and type in Hitler – I want to know what that post is called. If you’re as lazy as me, which is the side effect to having like-minded people read your blog, then muster up a little can-do attitude, type ‘Hitler’ into the comments, and slither away. If you’re paranoid, send it via telepathy, but don’t get mad when you realize I was born without telepathic powers. I can only be so cool.

If you’re a stalker – and I know you guys are out there (plus the one gal, but she’s envy-stalking me, not creepy-stalking me; YES, BITCH, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU) – your stalking might actually speed up the process, since you claim to know me better than I know myself. So have at it! If there are any posts that you lovelovelove, I need to know. You guys are always so good at sending emails concerning your opinions on me or my writing, which I generally skim over, print out, and burn – so here’s your chance to be heard for real. Without being set on fire, even.

Keep in mind that I have to edit all of the posts chosen, so I’m trying to keep it to less than ten, if possible. Which it isn’t, that isn’t possible, but we must have faith. And waffles. And a little George Michael.

Just out of curiosity, I typed ‘Hitler’ into the Search function. Results: 20 Hitler blog posts or mentions. Nice.


Written by sn0tteh

June 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. nothing warms my cockles. ever.


    June 9, 2009 at 5:27 PM

  2. I’m suggesting “Friends, Meet the Future” from June 2008. Gossipy and funny, in equal measures.


    June 9, 2009 at 9:07 PM

  3. Dammit! I hate it when you call me out on my stalking ways. Jeez.

    I’ll see what I can do.

    Carrie Gunnnn

    June 9, 2009 at 9:21 PM

  4. @henchbot I heard your cockles got warmed by some Tijuana hooker once, so don’t give me that.


    June 10, 2009 at 8:54 AM

  5. @Manthony: I will now make you a waffle, as promised.


    June 10, 2009 at 8:55 AM

  6. @Carrie: Thanks for the suggestion on Facebook! I’ll probably include that one since it was such a crowd-pleaser. 🙂


    June 10, 2009 at 8:55 AM

  7. Being new to the sn0ttyverse, I’ll raise my hand for the twilight review. Your linguistic subtitles dissected the layers of filth so all could finally see the visual diarrhea they’d been smelling for ninety minutes. It’s porn for tweens. Uh, anyway. That one gets my vote.


    June 10, 2009 at 1:43 PM

  8. Thanks, Louie! I didn’t know you were the Wallingford Welcomer – I wonder if Wallyhood is your competition.


    June 10, 2009 at 2:46 PM

  9. I like the one about the jabberwocky incident; I forget the title. It was great.

    barb jensen

    June 10, 2009 at 5:55 PM

  10. Thanks, Barb – I’d forgotten about that one. 🙂


    June 10, 2009 at 5:58 PM

  11. yeah, I sort of had a relapse in blog neglect due to a few excuses that I no longer have.

    Wallyhood’s writer is a nice guy, maybe we’ll join forces. Does the world want another Wallingford Blog? Not sure yet.


    June 11, 2009 at 10:09 AM

  12. @Louie: just move to my neighborhood and you can blog for us. 🙂


    June 11, 2009 at 10:24 AM

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