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'Burger of the Gods' @ Lunchbox Lab

'Burger of the Gods' @ Lunchbox Lab

Because the food was so amazing, I present to you: my Lunchbox Laboratory review. Serving you burgers that are so awesome and so expensive, you can’t possibly choose between loving or resenting them. I like a complex burger.


Written by sn0tteh

June 3, 2009 at 12:41 PM

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  1. Ok, I have to ask… what’s that stuff that looks like dead slugs (on top of the stuff that looks suspiciously like brains, but I know it’s just cheese) on the burger?

    Carrie Gunnnn

    June 3, 2009 at 4:02 PM

  2. Candied, caramelized onions. I know they look grody, but they were goooood.


    June 4, 2009 at 10:03 AM

  3. holy hell…must…go…want…now.

    I’ve been reading the comments on Yelp and I’m crazy amazed at how much people in Seattle complain about the price of things. In LA there is this GREAT burger joint called Fathers Office. They opened up a location in Culver City but their original shop in Santa Monica has a line out the door all the time. You can only order at the bar, there is never any where to sit and everything comes a la carte and you can’t modify your burger. Take it as is. Plus they serve micro brews. If you get out of there spending more than $40 on just yourself then I’d be surprised. And it’s a burger joint…

    Yet there is always a line out the door and no one ever complains. It’s awesome, people in Seattle are big whiners. boo.

    but yay burgers!!


    June 4, 2009 at 11:20 AM

  4. holy goddamn fucking shit.

    i can haz cheezburger?!?!

    i wantz it, precious…


    June 4, 2009 at 7:01 PM

  5. Well, we’re all cheapskates in some way. I admit I was pretty shocked at the price, but got over it after the first few bites and the first hundred tator tots.


    June 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

  6. Go, Matt, go! I would love to hear your opinion. I think you’ll either love it or hate it.


    June 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

  7. Sweet Jesus, I want to make love to that burger. *drool*


    June 5, 2009 at 9:24 AM

  8. I heard Redmill was this great place up on Phinney Ridge – it always had long lines, never any parking. Must be good, right?

    Not a great burger, sorry (and two and half bucks extra for cheese? WTF!). It was all hype.

    Why would anybody go anywhere except Dick’s?


    June 5, 2009 at 9:38 AM

  9. Red Mill is awful. It’s not the worst burger in the Seattle, but because of the hype, it’s the worst in my book. People can continue to have sub-par hamburgers there, I’m going to explore everywhere else! Dick’s is certainly the best deal for what you’re paying for, but it’s not a Real Hamburger. Besides, Ross, you totally make a DOPE burger. Gorgonzola!


    June 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM

  10. She: I had to make a promise to myself: I will not go here more than once a month. My bank account and my ass can’t handle it.


    June 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM

  11. *drools*


    June 5, 2009 at 12:23 PM

  12. You and me, d00d – this place is in the cards for us.


    June 5, 2009 at 12:24 PM

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