Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Hide Your Daughters/Sons/Pampers

with 6 comments

Filed Under: Recycling Is Normally A Positive Thing, Thank You For Giving Me Permission To *Not* Drink My Own Semen, I’d Like To See His Sperm Count Cut Off Completely, Future Spankings Are Now Off Limits, Adults Don’t Normally ‘Poo’ Their Pants When People Yell At Them, Adults Don’t Usually Call Porn ‘Videos Of A Naughty Nature’ And Then Put On Pampers, Did He Just Say ‘Free Sampling Of Diapers From A Troll?’, Watching A Full-Scale Nerd Makes Me Feel Like A Walking Cold Sore Covered In Old Mayonnaise,  If You’re From Mars You’re A Martian But If You’re From Another Solar System Well Fuck If I Know What The Hell To Call That, SWEET JESUS What Kind Of Fetishes CAN’T BE DESCRIBED?!?!, I’m Shocked That He Masturbates Because He’s Quite The Catch, He’s Really Not Doing Star Trek Any Favors, and I’m Freaking The Fuck Out.

Of course, now he’s my favorite thing to watch on YouTube – I’ve seen a ton of his videos. I think he’s my new boyfriend. The Esq better watch out – HE never wear diapers! HE never craps his pants when I’m yelling BLAH BLAH BLAH! HE never inspires me to grow a giant black cock just so I can slap him across the face with it repeatedly! Hmph.  He never does anything.


Written by sn0tteh

May 6, 2009 at 11:48 PM

6 Responses

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  1. Terrifying and mesmerizing at the same time..

    Derek Young

    May 7, 2009 at 12:19 AM

  2. Did you say it made you horny? I think you did. I think that’s what I’m going to tell people.


    May 7, 2009 at 12:23 AM

  3. Jesus Christ. I thought I escaped this nightmare after ignoring it on Buzzfeed.

    You are now on the list, Snotty.


    May 7, 2009 at 1:58 AM

  4. I love him. We’re soul mates.


    May 7, 2009 at 2:22 AM

  5. i wasn’t sure this was even real til i noticed the time and effort that went into “decorating” that room… those are no props, that is the work of a devoted indi– in…–induhvi–induhvidual.

    konichiwa, bitches.

    May 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM

  6. Hahahahaha, he is my new favorite, uh, indi… well, you get the point.


    May 15, 2009 at 12:53 PM

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