Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

This Mess We’re In

with 10 comments

It looks like a well-timed bomb–made of clothes, food wrappers, and dirty dishes–went off in my house. I’m determined to figure out the culprit of this mess, but should get my stuff out of the way first before pointing the finger at the Esq. I need to put clothes on and clean up a little before my friend gets here in two minutes (to help me wade through the mire), so enjoy this video while I am away:

I love Demetri Martin. He’s the one who changed my views on competition: I don’t compete now, I just buy trophies. Now I look good at everything.

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Written by sn0tteh

January 16, 2009 at 6:24 PM

Posted in Uncategorized

10 Responses

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  1. Demetri Martin rocks my socks! I’m glad you reminded us (your readers) of him because it’s yet another gloomy grey day and I could use a little laughter. And good luck with the pointing of the finger. 😉

    Princess Consuela Bananahammock

    January 16, 2009 at 8:24 PM

  2. I feel like my insides are made of a Demetri Martin song.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 16, 2009 at 9:44 PM

  3. Sweet! I LOL’d and everyone in my office looked at me, just like in The Office.

    Tobias!

    January 16, 2009 at 9:46 PM

  4. That sentence only looks and sounds illogical.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 16, 2009 at 9:47 PM

  5. Dude – this guy frigging rules! We’ve spent many an hour in the car laughing about how pear shaped people shouldn’t wear pear colored clothes.

    Lisa Hahn

    January 17, 2009 at 7:11 PM

  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hadn’t ever heard that one before. He is so freaking funny.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 17, 2009 at 7:50 PM

  7. Baby blood! Where has he been all my life?

    Ms. Clean

    January 17, 2009 at 7:58 PM

  8. This is the man for you, my friend. I don’t know where he’s been all your life, but I’m pretty sure he’s 12.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 17, 2009 at 9:25 PM

  9. I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: “Hope I don’t get chased today.”

    Mike

    January 20, 2009 at 1:01 AM

  10. *LOL* I love this guy. I’m glad you two appreciate him, too!!

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 20, 2009 at 1:15 AM


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