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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Oh, you Mac losers users, you’re all so adorably predictable; I’d be an Apple Sheep, too, if the Esq would let me. But we live in a Mac-free home, and I can tell by the look on his face that living in a Mac-free world is the ultimate goal.

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Written by sn0tteh

January 6, 2009 at 8:28 PM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. WTF? This is retarded. It may work okay for people who type less than 10 words a minute, like monkeys or toddlers, but if I had to use that piece of shit I’d end up just using it for target practice for my CWP.

    It’s just an oversized iPod with a bigger hard drive. Gee, how revolutionary.

    Joanna

    January 6, 2009 at 9:38 PM

  2. WTF.

    I am now considering a (potentially unwise) foray into iMacauley Culkin jokes…

    *hugs laptop reassuringly*

    matt

    January 6, 2009 at 10:10 PM

  3. Hilarious. I’m plastering this all over the interwebs and using it to annoy mac zealots everywhere.

    Mike

    January 6, 2009 at 11:21 PM

  4. waiting for the day when you have to go oustide the building to use a mac on the street…

    AV
    http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/
    http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/

    Argentum Vulgaris

    January 7, 2009 at 10:59 AM

  5. “The hummingbird battery can power the wheel a full 19 minutes before it needs to be recharged!” Bwhahahahaha!
    This is really funny!

    Michelle Auer

    January 7, 2009 at 4:34 PM

  6. No keyboard, it looks a little alien to me.

    Marko

    January 7, 2009 at 6:04 PM

  7. This video is care of The Onion. By the way. 🙂

    Of course it’s a joke! But good God, I can totally see those Mac zealots actually buying it.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 8, 2009 at 12:13 AM

  8. Oh my GAWD. Color me stupid. I was watching the video at work and didn’t even notice it was courtesy The Onion. Thank Koresh for that. It seemed about as useful as tits on a cactus.

    Joanna

    January 8, 2009 at 12:53 AM

  9. I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD, JOANNA. This shit *is* about as useful as tits on a cactus. But also, people really are this blind when it comes to their overpriced, name brand products.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 8, 2009 at 1:12 AM

  10. Apple whore. The term is Apple _whore_.

    (he says, clutching his macbook and ipod.)

    Ben Allen

    January 9, 2009 at 9:41 PM

  11. APPLE WHORE! *points and laughs*

    Hey, I have an Ipod. I even got Justin to *use* it a few times. It probably burned his ears.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    January 9, 2009 at 9:48 PM


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