Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Jesus is [Heroin] Magic

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Above: Just add Jesus.

I have much to say–about everything, really–but have no motivation to write after going to the Grey Gallery for a blogger meet-n-greet/fundraiser (called Blogsgiving!), and then The Elysian for a late-night dinner. For someone who has no money, no motivation, and very little will to live, I sure am living it up.

The ballet blog and the Esq’s birthday blog are on their way… I just need a full 6-8 hours of sleep (for once in my life) before attempting to finish them. They are my DOOM. Until then, feast your eyes upon my new favorite (horrific! hideous! entertaining! educational!) blog, written by devout Mormon women for other devout Mormon women; the link here will take you to the girl-to-girl honeymoon advice page. No, I’m not kidding. I’ve spent hours on this site, thanks to Bangs McGee, and feel like I may never need to read another blog, ever again. I may even quit blogging completely, because their blog is like–it’s like–it’s like meeting Jesus and he offers you a large bag of money, some non-addictive heroin, and an all-strings-attached relationship with Johnny freaking Depp: IT’S THE PERFECT SCENARIO. It’s a lot like my other favorite blog, MOM FWDS, which is a site featuring the useless, inappropriate forwards that your mom sends out. The two sites aren’t really alike, but they give me the same illusion of joy/‘fuck-I-wish-I’d-thought-of-that-first’ feeling. You go now. See you bright and noon-ish.


Written by sn0tteh

November 18, 2008 at 6:19 AM

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  1. I can has smack?


    November 18, 2008 at 6:58 AM

  2. You should see the lolesq that Manthony did–basically in honor of you (and the thousands who made the comparison before you): the Esq’s photo with an “I CAN HAS HOME ALONE?” tagline. I was so proud.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    November 18, 2008 at 7:50 AM

  3. where the heck is it? i wants to see it. 🙂

    and i resent the “1000s before me.” the only people numbering in the thousands who follow this blog are the ones sending you hate mail. don’t diss the hardcore snottists. we are few (in the hundreds), but ornery.


    November 18, 2008 at 8:29 AM

  4. Uh, I’ll have to send that to you tomorrow. And you can’t tell the Esq that I ever did. Although he’ll read this and then be all WTF? and I’ll be like MATT IS A BAD INFLUENCE and then all will be well.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    November 18, 2008 at 9:11 AM

  5. I kind of meant, ‘the thousands of people who knew the Esq before me and made the Macaulay Culkin comparison’… not the thousands of people who read THIS blog. There’s maybe a thousand of you–two thousand on a really good day–and thirty-five hundred on a day that Barack Obama wins a presidential election. Ah, the good old days.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    November 18, 2008 at 9:12 AM

  6. Oh, just wait until he [the Prez, not the Esq*] makes his first really big public foot-in-mouth gaff (since he has avoided them so far). Like “Bush41” barfing on that Chinese dude. Then will come the recriminatons.

    *We need a good nom-de-blog for the Barackster. Help with this.


    November 18, 2008 at 10:01 PM

  7. I like ‘Brock LaBamba’, which is what one of the kids at 826 called him. And I was all AWWWWWWWWWWW and then forgot about it until now.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    November 18, 2008 at 10:43 PM

  8. OMFG


    November 19, 2008 at 12:53 AM

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