Marika Malaea

faithful marauder + fake royal

Supersize Me

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Photo: King Kong rules the free(way) world.

We were driving home from a birthday meet-up last night when this Monster Truck roared past us on the freeway. It was the size of King Kong and the color of anger, no joke. I was in the middle of a sentence when it sped by, and promptly forgot what we were talking about.

Esq: That’s a pretty big truck.
Me: And a very small penis.
Esq: But look at all of the room the truck has instead!
Me: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?
Esq: What if you needed to transport a grand piano? I couldn’t do that with my penis.


Written by sn0tteh

September 21, 2008 at 3:42 PM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Chuck Norris could transport a grand piano with his penis.

    Mathias N Oz

    September 21, 2008 at 9:54 PM

  2. Chuck Norris has a pretty grand penis, I hear.

    Snotty McSnotterson

    September 21, 2008 at 11:23 PM

  3. Speaking of Chuck Norris’ penis, remember Mike Huckabee and his bass guitar and his man-love for the McCainster? Doesn’t he just seem safe and quaint compared to the hell-beast that is Sarah Palin?
    Hell-beast, I tells ya.


    September 22, 2008 at 2:37 AM

  4. Its like I told you earlier. Justin: A Man of Few Words But You Better Be Listening.


    September 22, 2008 at 5:13 AM

  5. Chuck has a baby grand penis.


    September 25, 2008 at 7:14 PM

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