About
Taken directly from my OKCupid! dating profile:
My Self-Summary
I’m an odd excuse for a human being, but so is William Shatner. It’s people like Reggie Watts and Sloane Crosley who make me want to step up my creative game. (Also games like Quidditch and Scrabble.)
I have a pretty good life, but I wouldn’t say no to a luckdragon.
I am zoinks! pop! sizzle!
What I’m doing with my life
Weather forecast: Consistent obscurity with inconsistent celebrity and a 100% chance of rain.
I’m really good at
Comedy, insomnia, crying.
The first things people usually notice about me
My left peg leg. Actually, both peg legs.
The six things I could never do without
A vegan, to poke harmless fun at. Plus four more vegans and a giant meatloaf.
On a typical Friday night I am
Losing, preparing to lose, or in the process of losing at Settlers of Catan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just never understood that ‘Footprints’ poem. How was there only one set?
You should message me if
You can’t dial 911.
And now I have a boyfriend. It’s that simple, ladies.
snottymcsnotterson {at} gmail [dot] com
